Alternative Christmas Playlist

Yeah, you know this song.  Or at least you think you do.  Have you ever actually sat down, closed your eyes, with the headphones on, and listened to the lyrics of "Mr. Grinch?"  Seriously.  Do it.  This song is as punk as it gets.  "You're a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce."  Those are actual lyrics in the song. How can that not make you smile when thinking about all the crap you have to do before Christmas Day? 

DISCLAIMER:  This list will likely be offensive to people who should be offended by the gross over-commercialization of Christmas, but aren't. 

If you're like me, and the holiday playlist playing everywhere, like the McDonald's I'm in right now, is bad boy bands and washed up pop star covers of old Christmas songs that make you want to vomit. Here's some alternative holiday tunes to lighten up the day:

"Jingle Bells"- Brian Setzer Orchestra
"Silent Night"- The Dickies
"Little Drummer Boy"- Joan Jett
"We Three Kings"- Blondie
"You pissed yourself"- Bad Santa
"Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)"- The Ramones
"The Season's Upon Us"- Dropkick Murphys
"Silver Bells"- Bing Crosby & Rosemary Clooney
"Oi To The World"- No Doubt
"Christmas in Hollis"- RUN-DMC
"The First Noel"- Bad Religion
"Christmas Wrapping"- The Waitresses
"Run Run Rudolph"- Lemmy Kilmister
"Stray Cat Strut/Mr. Grinch"- Brian Setzer Orchestra
"White Christmas"- The Partridge Family
"Holiday"- Green Day (Christmas instrumental cover)
"The Chanukah Song"- Adam Sandler (Somehow it's just not Christmas without hearing this)
"Blue Christmas"- The Partridge Family
"Silent Night"- Johnny Cash, June Carter Cash, Roy Orbison, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins &
friends
"Drunk at Work"- Bad Santa
"Christmas Canon"- Trans Siberian Orchestra
"I Won't Be Home For Christmas"- Blink 182
"Little Drummer Boy (Peace on Earth)"- David Bowie & Bing Crosby
"Daddy Drank our Christmas Money"- TVTV$
"Angels We Have Heard On High"- Brian Setzer Orchestra
"Amazing Grace"- Dropkick Murphys
"White Christmas"- Stiff Little Fingers
"Christmas Wrapping"- Save Ferris (Jewish Version) 
"Little Drummer Boy"- Pentatonix
"Oi to the World"- The Vandals (the No Doubt version is a cover of this one)
"Skank For Christmas"- Reel Big Fish
"The Christmas Song"- The Partridge Family
"The Insults"- Bad Santa
"Christmas Sucks"- Peter Murphy & Tom Waits
"Merry Fucking Christmas"- Dennis Leary
"Christmas Cards & much more"- George Carlin (just in case you're not offended yet)
Johnny Cash & Family Christmas Special 1977
Christmas Fails 2016 
Christmas Fails 2017 

Have a Happy Holiday Season everyone.  Me?  I'll be Home(less) for Christmas... so stop your bitchin' about stupid shit, it could be worse.  Heh, heh, heh, ho,ho,ho...