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Thursday, November 21, 2024
Kenny Roberts- My latest Sharpie drawing
Sunday, March 3, 2024
Why I'm not doing any drawing right now...
As some of you may have noticed, I haven't shared any new drawings in a few months now. If you've followed my blog or social media, at any consistent level, you also know I'm a homeless guy. I'm not your typical homeless guy, by any means. I work 7 days a week, writing, blogging, and drawing usually, and doing social media every day to promote the art and writing, and keep in touch with the people who follow my work.
But it's winter here in Southern California, and that means it's our rainy season. When I first moved to SoCal, back in the 1980's, the rainy season was from early December to the end of February. Back then, by March first the rain was over. Southern California is known for is great weather, so I'm not complaining. But it's different here. We rarely get a quick downpour that's gone in 20 minutes, and almost never get actual thunderstorms. I think I've seen lightning three times in California.
This is desert that's right next to the ocean, much different than Florida, which California often gets compared to. We get long, slow rains that often last two to four days. It's gray and ugly, with steady rain, almost the whole time. All winter here, it's chilly, in the 50 to 65 degree (F) range, often with some wind. No big deal, until you're outside in it around the clock, and it gets down to 40 or 45 degrees at night. Now I know people in most of the country are laughing. Hey, I grew up in Ohio and Idaho, I saw plenty of cold and snowy weather as a kid. My family survived a week during the Blizzard of '78 with our power out, heating our living room with the Franklin stove, one of those steel fireplaces. I appreciate the lack of weather in SoCal, a lot.
But the winter rainy season here, when you're homeless, is a time of panhandling money for basic needs (food, bus fare, laundry, other daily needs) during the sunny days, then hiding as much as possible, and hanging out in dry places (libraries, fast food restaurants, buses, metro trains etc.) during the rainy days. It costs extra money to stay dry when homeless.
It's a time of just surviving much of the winter. I get a lot less done as far as writing and particularly with artwork, because I spend a lot more time scraping up money, dodging the rain, drying out clothes and sometimes my sleeping bag, and hanging out in places where I can't draw. There's more daily "work" to surviving as a homeless person during the rainy season.
With the climate change going on, the Southern California rainy season has stretched out, as well. We may get rain in November, and those rain storms now stretch into March, and often April, maybe even May. It used to be that on March 1st, there would be no rain, at all, until early December. Now this season of having rainstorms every week lasts maybe six or eight weeks longer into the spring.
This year, in addition to the normal rainy season to deal, a bunch of other stuff happened. I signed up for Food Stamps again(called CalFresh), the one government program that really helps, in late November. I got one months worth a couple days later. I normally get those loaded on my card the 2nd of each month. But they didn't show up in December, or in January. That meant I had to panhandle much more to buy everyday food, right after the holidays when regular people pretty much stop giving to homeless people. So I was struggling for day to day food in early January. I called up the office twice, and they said, we'll load your card in a day or two. Then it didn't happen.
In addition, the sketchy prepaid debit card I had, that lets me get my art money out of my Paypal, that account got shut down. No notice, no reason. Eventually I got a notice saying it expired, but the expiration date on the card wasn't until 2025. That happened in December. After that, I couldn't sell artwork the way I normally do, using Paypal for payments, So that was a a double financial hit during the already sketchy rainy season.
Then I got really sick in mid January. I was just worn down, more tired than usual, not eating much at all, and caught some infection when my system was depressed. I went to the hospital, where I spent 2 1/2 days, getting antibiotics. Then got shipped to a "homeless recuperative facility" way up in Palmdale. When I left the hospital, they had either lost my sleeping bag and blanket, or thrown it away. When you sleep outside, a sleeping bag is pretty important. The infection I got turned to cellulitis in my left leg, which got really swollen, and super painful. Initially I was told I would be at the recuperative place for 90 days. Then that got cut to just over two weeks. The recuperative places are super low budget, and while the staff was really cool, I didn't always get my meds on time, and didn't heal as fast as expected.
I could barely walk a few painful steps when I went in there. By the end of the two weeks, I'd lost about 10-15 pounds, because we didn't get a whole lot of food. by the time I left, I was walking about a quarter mile to the local library every day. My leg was still really swollen by the end of each day, and still swells up every day.
I expected to be sent back out to the streets. But then I got sent to a "transitional housing" place on the outskirts of downtown L.A.. It was an 80 or 100 year old, dilapidated, building. The rundown, old hotel was a real looney bin of characters. One of the residents was walking around with a baseball bat under his arm in the lobby, because someone had dissed him a couple days before. The food was pig slop. There was mold or mildew all over the window sill of my room, and some on the mattresses. The toilet didn't flush, and there were no public restrooms in the building, which had been a mediocre hotel, in probably the 1940's. The elevator was tiny, and had the safety thing you had to pull across before hitting the button to go up or down.
I was supposed to live there, with no food stamps, surviving off of their horrible, cold food, for 3 to 6 months, while they tried to find me "permanent housing." Now, that sounds good to average people. But "permanent housing" means being diagnosed as either having mental illness or serious addiction, then getting S.S. Disability or SSI. Then you eventually get approved, living in poverty, in a ghetto apartment that is empty because the people in the ghetto don't want to live there.
"Housing" programs DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT help you get back to working in some normal way, and making a good living again. When you go into housing, you are going to rely on a government check, and several local programs, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. You're not allowed to earn very much money. If you find a decent job, and start making money, you lose your housing, your food stamps, your monthly government check, and your medical insurance and prescription benefits. My point is, there is a reason that there are 40,000 homeless people in L.A. county. If the "housing programs" were really better than living on the streets, the homeless people would flood into them. Most people, myself included, would rather live homeless, rather than to be in the current housing programs. The people going into housing are the worst of the worst, the people who just don't care anymore.
I can actually work every day as an artist and writer, living outside. I'm (supposedly) allowed to earn money, and try to get my life back on track. The homeless programs of this country are creating a separate population of people, and they are government sponsored drug addicts, for the most part. There are over 7 million men already living this way, and more every day. I don't want to be a government sponsored drug addict. I don't drink ANY alcohol. The last beer I had was in 2009, I think. I don't do any drugs. I don't take any prescription drugs, except when I'm sick, like for the leg infection. I don't do any recreational drugs, at all. My last hit off a joint was at a Cirque du Soleil crew party in 1997 or '98, and before that was in Boise in 1987. I don't have a work history after the years of not being able to find a job while in North Carolina, which, combined with being old and out of shape, make a "real job" pretty much impossible. If there was a job I could have found that would pay enough to rent a place to live, I would have done it years ago. So I keep working to create my own job, some combination of my art and writing. Not being able to get a real bank account has been one big issue over the last few years.
Anyhow, I left the sketchy ass transitional housing, the government sponsored crack house in downtown L.A., after one night, and went back to the streets. Right into the storm that dumped over 7 inches of rain in about four days. A few nights later, someone stole my shopping bag with some of my stuff, while I was sleeping. It had all my spare clothes in it.
So, to recap, I lost my food stamps in late December (but finally got them going again a couple weeks ago). I lost use of the debit card that I use to get money out of Paypal, so I can't get paid to draw right now. I lost my sleeping bag and blanket. A friend here loaned me a sleeping bag, but it's really not good under about 48 degrees. It's much better than nothing. And I lost all my spare clothes. I have the clothes I'm wearing, and two extra pairs of socks right now. That makes laundry a bit of a problem. Then I left my big sketchpad in a restaurant one night, and lost that. That was totally my fault, I was tired and just spaced off and left it behind. I do still have my Sharpies and basic art supplies.
So I'm working to slowly replace all the stuff I lost, and get back just to a basic street survival level. Then figure out a new debit card I can get, and get back to drawing. This is everyday life as a working, homeless, artist/ blogger. But it was just a whole bunch of hits in a short period of time, and that time was the worst part of the year for weather here. It's just been a rough winter.
I'm writing a lot now, and I will get back to drawing, but probably not for a couple more months. Check out my Substack for some of the deeper writing I've been doing link below). Yes, this is a depressing, whiny post. I don't write these very often. I'm not asking for help, I'm just explaining my current situation. My Patreon money from February and March is in Paypal, but I can't access it yet. There's just a bunch of little steps I need to take to get back to "homeless normal," and then work to rise beyond that. So that's where I'm at, for any of you wondering. Lots more writing coming, and the drawings will start up again when I can do it.
Monday, February 12, 2024
Creative Life- 2/12/2024
Just to be clear, my goal is to start a small business selling ebooks, real books, a few T-shirts, and my Sharpie art. I want to use the proceeds from this business to rent a room or apartment, buy a BMX cruiser, start riding again to the level I can, and start slowly losing weight. That's the goal. That's always been the goal, since I landed back out on the streets of SoCal in the summer of 2019.
The main reason a "real job" is out of the question is that, after living in North Carolina for ten years (2008-2018), where I couldn't find ANY job (except taxi driving for a year), I have no work history. The last "real job" I had that could verify my employment would be a warehouse I worked at in 1997, where I tested computer monitors, drove a forklift, and loaded trucks. Every job I've had since, taxi driving and "real jobs," the companies have all gone out of business, or been bought out and no longer exist. I'm 57, really overweight, and can't do any physical jobs at this point. But there's a lot I can do online.
At this point, I have a better chance of creating a small business of writing and art, than I have of getting a real job that pays enough to rent a place to live. I also used to be a part time flipper, buying storage unit auction units, and selling the stuff for cash. That's a good way to make some money, week to week. With a vehicle and a place to store stuff, I could do that as well. That would combine well with the online business idea. I always made some money doing that, I did it part time when I drove a taxi in 2004-2007. So that's the goal, create my own job, rent a place to live, and stabilize my life again. Then get a bike. That's all I've been trying to do for nearly 5 years now.
It's hard trying to build a business right off of the streets. Really hard. But that's the only realistic option right now. And we're heading into a major recession (don't believe the media hype, we're in a recession, financial YouTube is talking about it daily). I've built online stores twice since 2019, and both times my inability to get a legit bank account held me back. I didn't realize something that simple would be such an issue. But when you can't show proof of a physical address, it's an issue. And no, a P.O. Box won't work.
Anyhow, here's the last 3 1/2 months worth of drama. At the end of November, I signed back up for food stamps (aka Cal Fresh), mine had expired at the end October. I got approved for six months, like usual. They had the first month on my card the next day. Cool. Then I got a free "Obama phone," because I couldn't scrape up enough money to buy a Trac phone, after mine got stolen last summer.
My food stamps didn't come in December, so I figured what I got at the end of November was for December, instead of back-timed for November. Then they didn't come in January. I called them in January. The woman said the money would be on my card in three days. It didn't come. So I called again, that woman said they owed me for December and January, and it would all be on my card the next day. It didn't come again. As of now, for reasons no one can explain, I haven't had my food stamps payments for December, January, or February. I'm in the system, it says so on the computer. But they won't send the payments to my card, for some reason. If I don't qualify, just say so, and I'll figure something else out. But their online system says I should be getting the payments, and I'm not getting them, I'm in the system.
I also had a prepaid bank card thing, which allowed me to transfer money out of Paypal, and similar sources, so I could get paid for doing artwork, or other work online. That card got shut down, no reason given, in December as well. Then, since I've been following crypto for a couple of years now, I signed up for a Coinbase account. I know the crypto major bull market is in its early stages, and will play out over the next 12 -18 months. So I was planning to scrape up $50 or $100, and put it in Bitcoin, Eth, and a couple others, and just let it ride for the next year, as the cycle plays out. I couldn't fund the account, my "Obama phone" wasn't accepted. Then, a couple of days later, the new Google account I opened, to have a separate email for the crypto account, got shut down for no reason, as well. That's the third Google account I've had shut down with no notice, with no reason given.
With no food stamps in January, I struggled to scrape up food money. Normal people are pretty generous to homeless people from Thanksgiving to Christmas. Then the generosity just shuts off. January is always the hardest month to scrape through. I was going through my days, and not eating much. I actually "work" much of every day, though I have to bounce from location to location to do it. Other than the library, I have to pay, I have to buy something, at most of the locations I work at daily, like fast food joints, Starbucks and similar locations, etc. Buying a drink or food gives me access to heat or A/C, a place to sit, power (sometimes) wifi, and a bathroom. So I have to buy something to use those places, and I need bus fare to get from place to place. That's just everyday life in my situation.
Because I wasn't eating much, and not eating well, my immune system got depressed. I got sick in the middle of January, and went to the hospital for three days. I had some infection that normally I could fight off. My lack of decent food, and battling the chilly weather, wore me down. I had some infection, and it landed in my lower left leg, a form of cellulitis. I've been prone to that since I was a taxi driver in 2007. When I was leaving the hospital, it took half a day for them to find my belongings, that I had to leave with security in the E.R., when I checked in. When they found my stuff, My sleeping bag and blanket were gone. The hospital either lost them, or threw them away. That's a bummer.
From the hospital I got sent to a "homeless rehab" place up in Palmdale. The people working there were all cool, the food was decent, but luke warm or cold. But the place was completely underfunded for the services they are supposed to provide. They had problems getting me my antibiotics three times a day the first few days. I could barely walk when I got there, and just laid in my little bed, with my leg elevated on my backpack. I healed up, mostly. But now my left leg swells up with fluid each day, then the fluid drains at night. It's still improving over time. It was back to pretty much normal size this morning.
I talked to the social workers about looking into "housing" after a few days in the rehab place. Then I didn't see them again. My social worker went ahead and signed me up for the housing system, at the beginning of February, and I was taken to the sketchy-ass building in downtown L.A., with the nasty mattress in the photo above, and no working toilet for my room. So I left.
Then I had to deal with a couple of 38 to 40 degree (F) nights, the first with no sleeping bag. Luckily, a person I know in this area gave me a sleeping bag the second day. That was a life saver. It's good down to about 45 or 50 degrees, so I want to buy a moving blanket for additional warmth at night. Those are compact, and are good insulation for their size. I squeaked through the huge rainstorm, 7.25 to 8.25 inches of rain in about four days, where I'm at. One night, I set down my big, trash bag wrapped sketch pad, to put on my poncho, when leaving a business. I spaced out, and left my sketchpad there. It had the finished "Regrets" drawing (below), a large doodle art (black and white) drawing, and a couple smaller things. Not a huge loss, but still a bummer. So I have to buy a new sketch pad before I can do any more drawings. Another thing on the list.
Then last night, while I was sleeping, some motherfucker stole my shopping bag, which was tucked behind my legs while I slept. All my clothes were in it, and about 15 razors, since I have to buy a 20-pack of razors to get one, these days. So I have the clothes on my back, my laptop, Obama phone, and Sharpies and my basic art supplies. I have the new sleeping bag. And that's it.
I want to be perfectly clear, I'm NOT asking, or hinting that I need help. I'm just writing this post to explain how fucked up life can be, to vent, and to let everyone know the kinds of things I deal with, and don't write about most of the time. This is why I scrape by, and haven't been able to get back on my feet. When you're homeless, things you need, everyday items, are getting lost or stolen, on a regular basis. These setbacks can take months to recover from.
It's a beautiful, but chilly morning here in The Valley, north of L.A.. I've been here in a fast food place for over an hour, and it's still only 52 degrees (F) out right now. It's been a crazy winter, and I'm doing my best to survive, and keep plugging away at the overall goal of getting a functioning business going, and making a living again some day. But it's been a crazy winter, I have a bunch of stuff to replace, and I can't even do artwork right now. But I keep plugging away at it.
So that's my status right now, as a creative guy working to earn a legit living again. Again, I'm not asking for help or any items. I'm just writing about the things I normally don't write about, and letting everyone who follows my work know how things are going. Thanks for reading, thanks to all who have bought drawings from me, helped me out in some other way, or support me on Patreon (I can't access that $$ right now either, but will be able to soon). More stuff to come. I'll try to keep it interesting, most of the time.
Both legs were swollen at this point, even my hands were. But the left lower leg was more swollen. This is the morning after I got to the homeless recuperation place in Palmdale, after three days in the hospital, in mid January."Regrets." This is the #sharpiescribblestyle drawing that was in the big sketchpad that I left in a restaurant. It wasn't there when I checked a day later. Nobody wanted to buy this one, but technically, it's one of my better drawings. I wanted to do something weird for Halloween, try another idea, and this was the result. I hope whomever nabbed it likes it.
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Monday, November 13, 2023
"Regrets" My latest Sharpie Scribble Style drawing
I finished up my last Sharpie drawing around the beginning of October 2023, and didn't have another commission drawing lined up. October was heading in, leading up to Halloween, so I decided it would be cool to draw a "Halloween drawing." My first thought was to draw Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, and the unofficial Queen of Halloween. But then I thought, 1) I don't know if anyone would want to buy my drawing of her. My drawings take so long, around 40 to 45 hours of drawing each, spread over two to three weeks, that I try sell them, to help me survive, day to day. Being a homeless working artist (with no work history after my taxi driving years), I can't find a "real job" today that would pay my rent. So I simply need to try and sell every drawing to get buy. Artists aren't supposed to say that, but it's my reality. There's still this thing in art that artists are supposed to act like money doesn't exist. Screw that. We all have bills to pay, even at my level of living. Besides most artists have not actually sold 100 original pieces that takes two to three weeks to finish, I have. 2) With all of Elvira's cleavage in view, no wife would let a guy keep my Elvira drawing up all year 'round, and I didn't know if anyone would want to pay a couple hundred bucks for a Halloween decoration. So I gave up on drawing Elvira. She's amazing, Elvira the character, and Cassandra, the woman behind the character.
Then I started thinking, "OK, what is REALLY scary?" We all see the fake witches, ghosts, ghouls, zombies, werewolves, and all that kind of stuff, all through October, and it's no big deal." In addition, I needed something that would be interesting visually, something worth drawing. What popped into head then was this crazy cemetery I used to go to when I lived in Winston-Salem, NC. It's right on the edge of downtown, where I used to hang out every day when I lived there, usually going to the library. The cemetery started with the Moravian "God's Acre" graveyard in Old Salem, the historical part of Salem, and a big tourist attraction. Salem, NC was founded in 1766, so it's an old cemetery. The Winston cemetery apparently began right next to it, part of it built into small hills. Winston, the industrial city built on the tobacco and textile industries, began in 1849. R.J. Reynolds, the company, was founded, and is still headquartered there. R.J. Reynolds, the man, is actually buried in this cemetery I'm talking about. It is the craziest, most medieval looking American cemetery I've ever seen.
So then my thinking went to the cool old crypts and abandoned churches. I thought of drawing either a dark interior of a creepy looking abandoned church, or a really cool looking crypt, like those in the photo above, could look really cool and Halloweenish. Something with a lot of shadows. At that point, I started looking on the internet for cool looking crypts and spooky looking abandoned churches. While I was doing that search for cool photos to work from, these graveyard statue photos came up in the searches. Like these below.
I loved these cemetery statues of sad angels. The poses were depressed and they were amazing sculptures. Dark, a little creepy, and, best of all, lots of shades and shadows. Then I started thinking, "OK, what theme best goes with these, for a drawing. What is most scary in life? What would make an angel sad? The idea came to me, "regrets." We all meet death at some point, and the scariest thing I could think of would be to be lying on your deathbed with a whole bunch of regrets of the things you did in life. Or worse, all the things you didn't do that you really wanted to do. So that top angel, and the theme of regrets, became the idea behind this drawing. At that point, I didn't know how well a stone sculpture of an angel, or the out-of-focus background with questions of possible regrets, would work with my Sharpie style. This drawing is one of my experiments. "Hey, I wonder if this will work? Or if I'll spend 45 hours and it will suck? So I started drawing.
Over the last few weeks, the stuff I do to survive day to day took more time than usual, so I slowed down on the drawing. But I finally finished it today. As the artist, I really like how the angel turned out, I don't know if there's 50 shades of gray in this drawing but I think there's at least 43 shades. The background doesn't look as cool as I hoped. I don't hate it, but don't totally love it either. That's just my take on this experimental drawing project. I definitely want to draw some more cool sculptures at some point. In fact, I started a "Sculptures: Shadows are Magic" board on Pinterest, collecting photos of other ones I really like.
The drawing at the top is the end result of my Halloween drawing experiment. Let me know on Facebook or Twitter what you think.
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Wednesday, April 19, 2023
Latest Sharpie Scribble Style drawing- Janis Joplin
Tuesday, December 20, 2022
Vicky Vickers, Deanna Caulkins, and Robin Logan- Skateboard Hall of Fame women with my drawings
About 4 or 5 years ago, a friend of mine, who was also a friend of Robin Logan, had me do a drawing for Robin's birthday. Robin is from the Logan family, that put out the Logan Earth Ski skateboards in the 1960's and 1970's, and they are still putting out boards. Robin later had me do a couple of other drawings for her, including one for older brother Bruce. She also had me do these two drawings from classic photos of Vicky Vickers and Deanna Caulkins, when they got inducted into the Skateboard Hall of of Fame. I was stoked on this project, because these women were teenage girls, already top skaters, tearing it up on skateboards, back when I first got into skateboarding, during the 1970's boom. It was just a really cool project for me to be a part of. So that's Vicky, Deanna, and Robin above (L to R), the day she gave them the drawings.
As I improved, and became a bit better known for my Sharpie Scribble Style, after I started seriously selling drawings in late 2015, I began to get a few special projects. Yes, they're all cool, but I was asked to do 2 or 3 drawings for people's birthday's, a couple of memorial drawings for people's friends who had died, and then projects like this, for women who were defining skateboarding when I was a kid, just getting into it. Those are the projects that have more weight, where I really wanted to do my best.
Like any artist, I'm never 100% happy with any drawing I do. There are screw-ups in every one, in most cases, that only I notice. I shade in ink, and I very rarely use any whiteout to touch up. So I have to blend in any tiny mistakes I make, or start the drawing all over if it's a big enough mistake. The pressure is on, artistically, in every drawing. But certain projects hold a bit more pressure.
In any case, I just found this photo above, misfiled in a folder, and wanted to share it, since it's cool to see women that had a lot of influence in early action sports with my work on their walls. Thank you Robin Logan for tapping me to do these two drawings.
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
How long Have I been thinking about Creative Scenes?
I was trying seveal different blogs at the time, this was about 8 months before I started this blog (Steve Emig: The White Bear). In some of those blogs, I wrote about the concept of Creative Scenes, and the role they play in innovation, art, action sports, and even economic development. I even published a blog called How to Make Your Lame City Better. Really.
Being stuck in North Carolina for ten years, unable to find ANY "real" job the whole time, I did a lot of thinking. One big theme was "What would it take for area to NOT SUCK?" Creative Scenes, inspired by what I had experienced in BMX freestyle and creative jobs (Wizard Publications, the AFA, Vision, TV crews, Cirque du Soleil), and also by Richard Florida's 2002 book, The Rise of the Creative Class, was a big theme for me then. Winston-Salem's Trade Street art scene actually grew, and was really cool when I left in 2018. But there just weren't enough people buying art at any serious price to earn money from it. You couldn't get past a hobby level, unless you sold a ton of art online. I was selling more than most people, and I lived in a tent most of that time. That meant a "real" job, and I couldn't get hired for anything there. Except for about a year of driving a taxi while living in the cab, which was pointless.
In any case, I've been thinking about Creative Scenes for a long time, and mentioned them to the reporter doing the interview.
Friday, May 6, 2022
M.C. Emig Skateparks: a new direction for my Sharpie art- 5/7/2022
Saturday, April 16, 2022
More recent Sharpie Scribble Style drawings- 4/16/2022
Another "M.C. Escher Skatepark drawing. Freehand isometric pen and ink, 9" X 12".
Friday, March 25, 2022
Grey Trash pic of the day- 3/25/2022
"It's 420 somewhere." It's Friday, so here's a drawing for the stoners out there. I only smoked weed for a year or so, right out of high school. But I'm 100% pro legalization (for all the the states still behind the curve).
Tuesday, March 22, 2022
Grey Trash drawing of the day- 3/22/2022
Monday, March 21, 2022
Grey Trash drawing of the day- 3/21/2022
The older I get, the more I believe this idea. "Most progress in the world comes from the freaks, geeks, dorks, and weirdos." Cheers to all the other weirdos out there.
Saturday, March 19, 2022
Grey Trash: It started with Norbit
After going down north of Roswell in 1947, one crew member died in the crash, and the second died in transit to a U.S. Army Air Force Base in Roswell, months before the U.S. Air Force was created. This guy knew very little English, he was the engineer of the craft, not the crew chief. When the military asked what his name was, he thought they were asking him where he came from. He said, "In orbit," in the best English he could manage. They misunderstood him, and thought his name was Norbit. The name stuck, as the weeks passed, and he learned English, and the government personnel learned of his world and ways.
Yes, the Roswell crash was 75 years ago. But Grey aliens have a natural lifespan of about 150 Earth years, and Norbit was 35, in our years, when his ship crashed. At 110 years old now, he's got plenty of life left, comparable to a 60-year-old here on Earth.
Norbit has been working with various U.S. government agencies, mostly on engineering projects, since 1947. And yes millennials, he smokes. His planet actually has air that's quite toxic by Earth standards, and the Greys have adapted to it over thousands of years, and their bodies flush airborne toxins out much better than ours do. He picked up smoking in the 1940's, when many of the humans he worked with smoked, and hasn't stopped. He still shows no signs of lung cancer, and telling to stop smoking really pisses him off.
Norbit, overall, is really low key, like many engineers. He doesn't talk a lot, he likes solving tough engineering problems, and keeps to himself much of his off time. He enjoys playing backgammon and a few card games now and then, and watching science based shows on TV and YouTube.
While he was the first Grey to live here on Earth, among humans, for an extended period, he's not alone. It turns out that, as advanced as the Greys spacecraft are, our lightning here on Earth can really do a number on them, or at least the craft from a few decades ago. As more and more craft crashed on Earth, more and more Grey aliens crashed in the 1950's, 60's, and since. The survivors all lived in secret bases, deep underground, until the mid 1970's. At that point they had a bit of a mutiny, and demanded to be able to live somewhere on the surface.
After much debate, a well hidden little canyon, a ways east of White Sands missile range, in western New Mexico, was chosen as the site. Government officials moved in a bunch of single wide mobile homes, drilled a well for water, and put in the basic necessities. The 53 Greys in the U.S. at the time all moved in, and the place soon got nicknamed "Grey Valley."
Since aliens don't officially exist, they can't travel anywhere in public, so they're pretty much stuck in Grey Valley. There is a big cave next to their trailer park, with a pub in the front part, just out of sight. There are several lower levels hollowed out in it, for labs, machine shops, and tech rooms, for the various types of work they do. They had TV early on, and eventually got internet a couple years after it came out.
So now most of the aliens there are active online, using aliases. Several play multi-player online games, and interact with humans who think they're just another person on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram somewhere. They also buy a shitload of stuff from Amazon, eBay, Etsy, and other online shops. Everything they order gets delivered to a main gate loading dock, miles away, then transported by truck to Grey Valley. Most of them are into buying crypto as well, and several have become crypto millionaires, which doesn't make the U.S. government very happy. But they do their respective jobs, and otherwise keep low profiles. So the feds tolerate their online interactions, and crypto and a bit of stock trading.
After many years living as a small group in a trailer park, though, some of them are getting kind of weird. In the future I'll share with you my drawings of this odd, quirky group of aliens. They are the Grey Trash. Here are a couple more. There are many more to come, with their thoughts on different things.
Moron disclaimer: Just in case you're a complete fucking idiot (and many of you are, judging by your online posts), this story is all FICTION. The Grey aliens living in secret bases is an American urban legend at this point, and my Grey Trash drawings are my take on this idea. I have no idea if aliens actually exist, if the Greys exist, if a UFO is what crashed outside Roswell, or any of the other things people have heard about aliens. I started drawing aliens in 1998 or so, and first drew one smoking a cigarette in 2009. It just made me laugh, and the idea of "white trash aliens living in a trailer park," began to form in my head.
Thursday, March 17, 2022
Recent Sharpie Scribble Style drawings 3/17/2022
One of the guys from the weekly HB Tuesdays BMX freestyle sessions in Huntington Beach, Sean Ewing, asked me to do this drawing below. It's Malcom Smith, the first legendary American motocross racer, hauling ass in the early days. I drew this from Sean's photo, of a painting, of the original panning photo. Trying to get the feeling of speed was the challenge in his one.
While I'm not a big fan of golf in general, I loved drawing the photo at the bottom. The pic has special meaning for Ken in NorCal. It was a great weekend of his life, a photo snapped while waiting for some other golfers to play through, who were taking their good ol' time. I love that big pine tree in the foreground, and all the shadows in the original photo.
These large drawings take me around 40-45 hours to do. I don't make much per hour for doing them, but doing about 100 of these drawings in the last six years has really honed my skills, and I keep improving, I'm working on a transition to work that takes less time, and makes more money, to get myself off the streets, and stabilize my life. Like any artist, I have a whole bunch of my own ideas I want to draw, on different subjects, stacked up in my mind. Getting an apartment and living like a human again, should give me a little more time to get to some of those ideas. But the large drawings look the best in my style. I need to raise my prices dramatically soon, to cover the hours I put into these things.
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