Monday, June 11, 2018

It's (hopefully not) about to get Nuclear


Here's where we are, people.  Donald Trump, the most... um... unique president of the U.S. we've ever had, will be meeting with the Pillsbury Doughboy of the nuclear country leaders, Kim Jong Un.  And these two people will be discussing nuclear weapons and possibly forging some kind of agreement in Singapore tonight and tomorrow.  Providing a nuclear holocaust doesn't ensue (a legitimate possibility), psychiatrists will be writing about this meeting for decades, trying to figure out the mental dynamics in that room.  It can't possibly get any weirder, can it? 

Sure it can.  Former Chicago Bulls basketball star turned shock celebrity turned Kim Jong Un buddy, Dennis Rodman, will be in Singapore as well for the summit.  He's there representing a cryptocurrency for buying weed.  Remember back in the 1980's when the first Mad Max movie seemed like the craziest thing that could happen in our lifetime?  Yeah, we're way beyond that on the hoopty scale now. 

And we STILL don't know what planet Dennis Rodman is from...

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